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Recording Artist Willa Ford Comes
In. 02/10/04. 7:50am
After the break Howard brought in
recording artist Willa Ford. He said
he knows Kelly Osbourne doesn't like
her and that she's hot. Howard asked
her what record label she's with.
She told Howard that she's with Lava
Records and most of the other people
on the label are rock stars like Kid
Rock and Uncle Kracker. She said she
had to work from a young age to get
that record deal. She said she did
a lot of practicing and a talent scout
discovered her at a benefit she sang
at. She said that the guy turned out
to be a con-artist but it led to her
getting into show business. He sent
her out to Los Angeles and claimed
to know a lot of people out there.
She said her mother was with her the
whole time.
Willa said that she was recording
demos and stuff with her own money
and some people heard her and liked
what they heard. She said there was
a group of ''ethnic'' people who heard
her singing and liked it. They had
a management company, Magic Johnson's
company, and they hooked her up with
him. She said Magic hooked her up
with someone at MCA records because
his label wasn't big enough for her.
She said that she sang for them and
they liked it. She said she sang a
Whitney Houston song for them and
it wasn't the best choice but it worked
out. Howard had her sing a little
for him to demonstrate.
Howard asked her about her huge breasts
and when she got them. She said she
was kind of bored and that's why she
got them. She said she didn't do them
as a sexual thing. She told them that
she didn't like trying to build up
her small breasts at photo shoots
and stuff. Now she doesn't have to
do that and likes to show off her
breasts.
Howard asked Willa if she thinks
Britney's are real. She said she didn't
want to comment on them but basically
said that people aren't dumb and know
that they're not real. Howard also
asked her about why Kelly Osbourne
hates her so much. She said that she
used to like Kelly and she was really
nice to her at the time they hung
out. After hanging out for a night
she felt that they were really great
kids. Then she heard that they were
bad mouthing her and didn't understand
that.
Howard took a phone call from a guy
who said that this girl is really
hot. Another caller asked her if she'll
ever appear in Playboy. She said that
FHM is as far as she'll go. She won't
pose nude. She also told Howard about
her family and how her father is a
farmer. She said that he gets up at
5am and gets in after dark. She also
claims that her family doesn't want
anything from her.
Howard said that Nick Carter from
the Backstreet Boys was the first
guy who banged her. She said that
she lost her virginity to him at the
age of 16. Howard wondered how he
was in bed. She said it was fine but
she didn't have anything to compare
it to. She said it was alright with
her. She also said that he was able
to give her an orgasm and he'd be
happy that she was saying that.
Willa told a story about meeting
Paris Hilton and how mean she was
to her when they met. She said that
she later met Nikki Hilton and she
was really nice to her.
A phone caller asked Willa ''How
much for oral?'' and if she does anal.
She said she doesn't do stuff like
that and she hasn't had sex with chicks.
Howard asked her if she's a religious
chick or something. She said that
she is religious but doesn't go to
church every week or anything like
that. She told Howard that her prayers
seem to have been answered. Not all
of them but she thinks that a few
of them have been answered.
Chaunce Hayden (ChaunceHayden.com)
called in and said that he thought
that there was a history between Willa
and Carson Daly. She said that he
said hello to her one time but that
was it. They were never a couple.
She talked about a hockey star she
dated. She said she never really went
out with that many famous people though.
Chaunce was saying that Kelly Osbourne
doesn't like her because she claims
to have made it even though she really
hasn't. Willa said that she feels
like she has made it. She got out
of the farm thing and didn't need
her father to make her famous.
A woman called in and said she would
love to meet Willa. She said that
she has a great voice and she'd love
to get a glance of her. She said she'd
do anything she wants. She was only
4 blocks away so Howard invited her
to come down. He said he was going
to keep Willa around during the break
and if this chick makes it there in
time, she'll let her come in. The
woman on the phone said that she will
take her top off for Willa and see
what she thinks.
Howard told Willa she's not allowed
to talk to her publicist during the
break because she'd talk her out of
all of this stuff. Willa said they
know her and that's she's up for just
about anything.
Howard asked Willa about all of the
guys she's been with. She said that
she can count the number of guys she's
been with on one hand. It hasn't been
that many people.
Howard gave Will a plug for her new
single ''A Toast to Men (F**k the
Men)'' and said the new album ''Sexy
Sex Obsessive'' is coming out soon.
She's also appearing in the March
issue of FHM magazine (FHMUS.com).
He went on to ask her about pleasuring
herself. She said that she's never
really done it before. She said that
she doesn't feel like it's right when
she has touched herself. Howard offered
to vibrate her but she wasn't interested.
Howard said she sounds really innocent
after hearing that. She said she's
never thought about going at it herself
before. She has to have a guy she
finds very attractive to get her off.
Howard went to break and kept Willa
around even after the delay was hit
for about the fourth time during the
interview. Howard told her that people
weren't hearing what she was saying
because of that. He went to break
so they could give that lesbian chick
some time to show up.
Willa's Lesbian Fan Fails To Show
Up. 02/10/04. 8:35am
After the break Howard played some
of Willa's single ''A Toast to Men
(F**k the Men).'' The lesbian chick
hadn't shown up yet so Howard figured
she wasn't going to show up at all.
Gary told him he thinks she will be
there though. Howard said that Fred
wanted to bet him $20 that she would
show up. Howard said he knows she'll
probably show up late and Willa will
be gone by then.
Howard read that Bob Saget hit on
Willa at one point. She said that
he was following her around and it
was really strange. She said she grew
up watching ''Full House'' and it
was just a year and a half ago that
he did that. She said he was a nice
guy and all but she didn't think he
was going to be interested in that
way.
A listener called in and asked Willa
what's going on down below. She said
that she's completely bald. She said
she didn't like being bald down there
at first but then realized that there
are some perks and it looks better
without hair. She said she'd like
guys to return the favor. Howard said
that he has been trimming himself
down there but he leaves the top part
''wild'' while he trims down below.
Willa said that the hair just gets
in the way so there's no reason for
it. Artie said he keeps a huge bush
down there.
Howard said that he tries to take
out the anal hairs as well. He has
an electric trimmer that he uses for
that. He said that those hairs are
some stinky hairs and have seen some
nasty action down there.
Howard gave up on the lesbian girl
who was supposed to show up. They
gave her 20 minutes to show up and
it didn't happen. He said goodbye
to Willa and let her go. Howard told
her to wear a mini-skirt next time
she comes in. He said she was wearing
a big coat that covered her up this
time.
Howard said he'd love to foul Willa
if he had the chance. He went on to
say that when Beth told her mother
who she was dating, her mother hung
up on her. Howard thought that was
pretty funny. He said no one raises
their daughter to date Howard Stern.
He said her father didn't talk to
her for like 8 months because of that.
He said he told her that she has to
tell them that she's dating Osama
bin Laden and then say ''Just kidding,
it's Howard Stern.''
Source: MarksFriggin.com
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