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Shh - whisper it: She brought condoms
to the interview. She
can't be bothered with underwear.
She called Paris Hilton a
four-letter word that made us blush.
Proceed with caution when
asking this 22-year-old pop sexpot...
Who Does Willa Ford Think She Is?
For your self portrait, you drew
a large penis. Why?
Because everyone tells me I'm such
a dude. I curse like one of
the boys, I eat like one of the boys,
I carry on relationships like
one of the boys. A chick, but a dude.
A he/she.
Is that why you decided to cut your
hair short?
Yeah, to become more like a guy. It
didn't work, though. All the
sports bras in the world aren't really
gonna hide these tits.
How are you like a guy in relationships?
Commitment? Oh, God, I'm starting
to itch. I'm a
motherf*cking P.I.M.P. Why have one
boyfriend when you can
have multiples? I had a boyfriend,
Nick [Carter], and then I got
back to my old self - no itching problems.
Is this the same kind of lingerie
you wear around the house?
Guys always think it's a pain to have
tits. "You have to wear a
bra." I'm like, "You don't
have to wear one." I'm a no-frills,
no
underwear, no-bra kind of chick. My
real name's Amanda, and
my friends call me Mando Commando.
What do you hate to spend money
on?
Waxing. It's miserable! Imagine somebody
sticking a sticky
thing to your balls and going fffffsssht!
Sorry for the graphic.
So why do it?
The first time I ever got waxed, it
was horrible. I left the place
crying: "I look like a 5-year-old."
At that point, I kept the
landing strip, but now I've graduated
to the full Brazillian. I'm
hairless - I figure that if you're
gonna wax some of it, you
might as well wax all of it.
How much is a quart of milk?
[Snorts] Dude, is that a Jessica Simpson
question?
Never mind - we'll move on. What's
your favorite legal drug?
Ambien. I'm like - surprise, surprise
- and insomniac. And the
doctor's like, "This will knock
you out." But I started
hallucinating. And the next thing
you know, I stole some
neighbor's plants, and they were on
my porch in the morning. I
went to my doctor and said, "No
matter how much I beg you,
can you never give me these again?"
Have you ever videotaped yourself
having sex, like Paris
Hilton?
No. Because I'm not dumb [laughs].
I'm not her biggest fan.
She's a cunt. I met her at a fashion
show, before Willa Ford
blew up. I was in her way in the makeup
chair, and she said,
"Who the fuck is this? And why
are they in my fucking
makeup?" Back off, bitch! I'll
watch that video with pride.
How would you characterize your
taste in sex?
I'm completely open to it, except
for one thing: There is no
back-door entry in Ms. Willa Ford.
What do you have in your fancy Lous
Vuitton bag?
Pictures of my niece, antibacterial
hand stuff, lip gloss, $20, a
diamond cross necklace and Lifestyles
Ultra-Thin condoms, with
lubricant.
Did you bring those for the interview?
See, that's the funny part. I'm not
a hoe. Willa Ford's a bad
girl, but she's a tease. What's more
evil: if a girl has sex with
you, or if she almost does, but walks
away? That's much more
of a bad girl. This might be a big
let-down to guys, but I could
count the men I've had sex with on
the fingers of one hand.
If you could change one thing about
our body, what would it
be?
I'd get a sixth finger.
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